How to be really, really, really ridiculously good at managing web content

1. Magnum Opus: Craft content so epic, it's a masterpiece.

2. Blue Steel: Gaze upon your website with a look of utter perfection.

3. Derelicte: Embrace the unexpected, and dare to break the mold.

4. Mugatu: Master the art of SEO, and dominate the search engine rankings.

5. Le Tigre: Unleash your inner beast and conquer the web with fierce creativity.